05.19.09

Prop betting on everything

Posted in Random tagged , , , , at 2:28 pm by pygmyhero

allstarrt is pretty degenerate. Things I have prop bet on in the last week (mostly his fault):

1) allstarrt offered me 10,000:1 on whether or not I’d get married. I quickly booked $1 of action, regarding that as a pretty cheap 10k insurance policy. I told my fiancĂ©e and I think allstarrt’s actually lucky she didn’t cancel the wedding and take his 10 dimes.

2) Someone allstarrt regularly plays live poker with gave him $550 in cash and asked him to send it back on Full Tilt Poker. allstarrt set a line on how much money this individual had lost (verified on Table Ratings) and asked me to take the over/under. The line was set at $4,000 in losses, and I took the over (more losses). The dude was down about $8,000.

3) How attractive BigBadBabar would rate a given female (on a scale of 1-10 with higher being better). I set the line at 6.5 and we pushed.

4) I purchased a suit for my wedding and was having a group chat with allstarrt and BigBadBabar:

BigBadBabar: wow (PygmyHero), deets (details) on suit?
PygmyHero: suit is…black?
PygmyHero: and…I dunno – what sort of deets do you want?
PygmyHero: it’s being altered because I’m shaped abnormally
PygmyHero: the guy literally winced when I told him my pant size
BigBadBabar ended up setting a line on my pants size.

While allstarrt was deciding on the over/under (I was to take the other side), someone else messaged me:

Person: hey, whats going on
PygmyHero: pretty much the usual
PygmyHero: prop betting on my pant size

The bet ended up pushing as allstarrt lost on waist and won on leg.

1 Comment »

  1. Charlie said,

    I’m guessing your pants size is about a woman’s size two.


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